Here’s the surest way of getting shot at by bow and arrow. When a native is out on their annual ritual hunt and you laugh loudly at how silly they look and scare off the stalked animal.

Has your neighbor’s dog ever look delicious to you? Ever wanted to just take a bite out of that annoying barker? Well now you can! Check out this popular pet eating destination, where you can sample delicious bites of cats, dogs, iguanas, and even pet turtles.

note: no animals were harmed in the production of this ad.

What can be better than Angus beef burgers? Why, try our homegrown recipe for our popular Anus Steak Burgers! Made from 100% real Anus with a scrumptious aroma you will never forget.

If you ever wondered how the pros can steal cars and go for joyrides so easily, that’s because they had professional training! Now you too can live a life of glamorous Grand Theft Auto by going to a fine educational establishment such as this one in the picture.

For all the people who miss getting or doing wedgies, have no fear! There is now a business that offers to give wedgies for a low low price. Got any unsuspecting target in mind? Options  on the menu include: normal wedgie, gang wedgie, bouncing wedgie, Side Wedgie, messy wedgie, atomic wedgie (over the head), wedgie until underwear rips, Snow Wedgie, frontal wedgie, Swirl Wedgie, public wedgie, Fork Lift Wedgie, jock lock wedgie, Jet Ski Wedgie, dangling wedgie, Superman Wedgie, shoulder wedgie, wedgie in undies only, squeaky-clean wedgie, dragging wedgie and lots more!

This must be the Christian version of Twitter! If your name is Chris and you go to this church, you should feel pretty good, apparently the entire church of people are your followers!

Don’t think that taking Viagra is the same for everyone, apparently there are elite professional Viagra users that raises it to the max, just like how other athletes might use steroids.

Here’s an awesome example of why our wildlife continues to be depleted despite government assurances that they are taken care of. Actually kind of like how some governments promotes world peace with one hand, and sells military weapons with the other.

Shoplifting is a major factor in price increases, here’s one store that takes it to heart by executing shoplifters right then and there. Imagine if Walmart started doing that!

Ever wondered what Grave Robbers do with all the loot? They have garage sales! Not only will nobody question the weird assortments of mysterious objects at a garage sale, but customers will actually praise them for their collection!

Beware of the latest outbreak in public butt washing, it may permanently damage your eyes and mind. It all started with a rumor of H1N1 being transmitted through dirty butts, and from that point on, the act of washing butts 5 to 10 times a day became a popular pass time for many.

Here’s the secret to the amazing economic growth of China, training all Chinese citizens to not wait in lines. By spurring a culture of cutting in line and aggressive pushing, it has created a Chinese society driven bull market.

This sign must be the ultimate statement of the obvious. Not sure how much more useless this sign can get.

Not sure where the heavy traffic is going to come from, unless everyone here rides on donkeys or something. Sure beats getting stuck on a road with a million other cars though.

Here’s how you remain optimistic if you happen to live near released rapists or serial killers like in the movie Cape Fear. Apparently it has something to do with generous portions of medicinal marijuana.

If you have a fat kid or two, you might want to bring them to this totally politically incorrect clothing store. Not only will your kids be laughed at as you enter the store, but they will also charge you extra for the additional fabric needed too.

Recently there has been a string of incidents with people who drive with their eyes closed. The goal is to see how many seconds they can go before they crash into a ditch. Apparently it all started with a truth or dare facebook app or something.

Looks like this extreme sport is finally catching on. Rock skiing off a mountain top. Not sure how long it’ll last though, as nobody has successfully managed to stay in one piece so far.

For those trying to human traffick minors to some obscure destination, please pick them up at the lower baggage area after 8:30pm. Don’t worry, we will automatically assume that since their parents doesn’t care enough to keep an eye on them, they don’t want them around anyways.

People generally don’t like surprises, and they love their stereotypes. Here’s a 2 in 1 Chinese stereotype, with a China Buffet and a Chinese Laundromat all in the same place! Nothing like snacking on some Dim Sum while waiting for your clothes to dry.

Here’s a coffee brand that you definitely want to avoid. Even though it sells itself as Gourmet Coffee, the only choices you get are Strong and Tasteless. In fact, it’s so bad, it even made Steve Job cry once.

For all those people who rent my pool view condo, can you please stop jumping off from my balcony? Just because it works in James Bond movies, it doesn’t mean you’ll survive a high dive from the balcony… especially if you miss the tiny pool and hit the cement. Thanks – Management.

If you ever wanted to look all bad ass to impress someone, without actually dedicating to changing your personality, check this place out. For only $7 you can lease tattoos for the evening. Not sure how it works, but maybe you can lease a removable tattoo for a week, then upgrade to a new tattoo the next week.

On some days, have you ever noticed the red lights seem to go on forever? And of course the slow driver ahead of you doesn’t help at all. Count yourself lucky though if you haven’t encountered a never ending red light like the one in the picture!

I really don’t know why some foreign beer smells like piss, maybe it wasn’t even beer in the first place. And how about putting things to marinate in liquor… things like a big piece of hot pepper, ginseng, worms, or a penis perhaps?

Since people have lost all hopes in the economy, and kids have become greatly cynical and jaded, magical places like Never Never Land is close to shutting down. In a last ditch effort to have people believe in Peter Pan, he has rebranded himself as Pita Pan, the Pita that never grows old.

Life is like my bouquet of flowers. You never know what you’re gonna get. I may put in a rose, or a dandelion. My name’s Florist Gump. People call me Florist Gump.

There are many types of specialty restaurants available these days, including places with themed decor and fusion of cuisine. But this is a place that promises to tie you up while you’re eating, for that genuine BDSM experience.

If you ever thought about buying furniture from IKEA or this place, you might want to consider getting an extended warranty. It’s one of those times where you say “wow I’m surprised it’s still standing!”

After billions of dollars in research, they finally found the source of all SARs in the world. The culprit behind it all was actually Pepsi who wanted to test trial a new sweetening chemical before officially launching it. They were afraid that it would go the way of New Coke, so they wanted to test with a pseudo name first. (notice how the logo is still similar) When people started getting sick, let’s just say, it was back to the drawing board.