If you have a fat kid or two, you might want to bring them to this totally politically incorrect clothing store. Not only will your kids be laughed at as you enter the store, but they will also charge you extra for the additional fabric needed too.

Recently there has been a string of incidents with people who drive with their eyes closed. The goal is to see how many seconds they can go before they crash into a ditch. Apparently it all started with a truth or dare facebook app or something.

Looks like this extreme sport is finally catching on. Rock skiing off a mountain top. Not sure how long it’ll last though, as nobody has successfully managed to stay in one piece so far.

For those trying to human traffick minors to some obscure destination, please pick them up at the lower baggage area after 8:30pm. Don’t worry, we will automatically assume that since their parents doesn’t care enough to keep an eye on them, they don’t want them around anyways.

People generally don’t like surprises, and they love their stereotypes. Here’s a 2 in 1 Chinese stereotype, with a China Buffet and a Chinese Laundromat all in the same place! Nothing like snacking on some Dim Sum while waiting for your clothes to dry.

Here’s a coffee brand that you definitely want to avoid. Even though it sells itself as Gourmet Coffee, the only choices you get are Strong and Tasteless. In fact, it’s so bad, it even made Steve Job cry once.

For all those people who rent my pool view condo, can you please stop jumping off from my balcony? Just because it works in James Bond movies, it doesn’t mean you’ll survive a high dive from the balcony… especially if you miss the tiny pool and hit the cement. Thanks – Management.

If you ever wanted to look all bad ass to impress someone, without actually dedicating to changing your personality, check this place out. For only $7 you can lease tattoos for the evening. Not sure how it works, but maybe you can lease a removable tattoo for a week, then upgrade to a new tattoo the next week.

On some days, have you ever noticed the red lights seem to go on forever? And of course the slow driver ahead of you doesn’t help at all. Count yourself lucky though if you haven’t encountered a never ending red light like the one in the picture!

I really don’t know why some foreign beer smells like piss, maybe it wasn’t even beer in the first place. And how about putting things to marinate in liquor… things like a big piece of hot pepper, ginseng, worms, or a penis perhaps?

Since people have lost all hopes in the economy, and kids have become greatly cynical and jaded, magical places like Never Never Land is close to shutting down. In a last ditch effort to have people believe in Peter Pan, he has rebranded himself as Pita Pan, the Pita that never grows old.

Life is like my bouquet of flowers. You never know what you’re gonna get. I may put in a rose, or a dandelion. My name’s Florist Gump. People call me Florist Gump.

There are many types of specialty restaurants available these days, including places with themed decor and fusion of cuisine. But this is a place that promises to tie you up while you’re eating, for that genuine BDSM experience.

If you ever thought about buying furniture from IKEA or this place, you might want to consider getting an extended warranty. It’s one of those times where you say “wow I’m surprised it’s still standing!”

After billions of dollars in research, they finally found the source of all SARs in the world. The culprit behind it all was actually Pepsi who wanted to test trial a new sweetening chemical before officially launching it. They were afraid that it would go the way of New Coke, so they wanted to test with a pseudo name first. (notice how the logo is still similar) When people started getting sick, let’s just say, it was back to the ...]]>

After billions of dollars in research, they finally found the source of all SARs in the world. The culprit behind it all was actually Pepsi who wanted to test trial a new sweetening chemical before officially launching it. They were afraid that it would go the way of New Coke, so they wanted to test with a pseudo name first. (notice how the logo is still similar) When people started getting sick, let’s just say, it was back to the drawing board.

Wow look at the store name! Just imagine, instead of monkeys and gorillas like in Planet of the Apes… you have all these giant grapes rolling around with faces on them. Straight out of a bad Juice box commercial or something.

The events that took place in Lord of the Rings may have been real! They fled from human civilization and relocated to this secluded spot. But due to global housing expansions, and road extensions, they are now in danger of being road kill. So take heed next time you see this sign, or else you might get an arrow in your eye.

While many scholars and online articles may tell you the world is round, they are sorely mistaken. This adventurous fellow have traveled far and finally reached the edge of the world. But due to long lineups and poor road infrastructures, he was forced to turn around.

In order to cut costs, this China dental clinic no longer uses any anesthetics when giving you a dental surgery. You’ll have to make do with biting on a stick of sugar cane. At least they’re honest about how painful it will be though.

While Jesus was very impressive with his water walking miracle, the citizens of this small town has managed to do the same feat… by pouring several tons of gelatin powder into their lake.

Just how much is your virginity worth? From a guy’s perspective, whatever the price, it’s worth the investment. Warranty of this deal expires immediately upon marriage and/or having kids.

Special thanks to @Aethre for spotting this timely Valentines Day Fail Ad.

Here’s a friendly reminder from the local police department… if you drive like hell, you will reach there soon. Or optionally if you take out a loan from the United Bank of India, the interest rate payments alone will send you straight to financial hell.

If you’re a firm believer of Area 51, and the Men in Black… here is where it all begins. The UFO University! Potential future guardians of Earth and Space all get their training from this facility. Xenophobes need not apply!

In a world where everyone is basically doing anything they please, child slavery is an excellent way to make some extra income. Want that GPS upgrade on your next car purchase? No problem, just sell a child!

for real: please do not sell children even if they drive you mad with their crying and pooping, eventually it gets better!

We understand that the police department needs their funding from somewhere, but traffic ticket traps like these are just plain evil. With all the crazy drivers and stupid signs on the road, we’re going to need bionically enhanced eyes to drive soon.

When a snack is on par with the importance of a Bank, you know its popular. Personally I would rather they point the way to the closest pub.

If your building ever has a gas leak, or local power plant ever blows up, let’s hope that you don’t have an evacuation route like this.

Here’s a bookstore for illiterate people or for those who are looking for a bit more fun from their bookstore. This awesome bookstore from Campinas Airport in Sao Paulo Brazil has Melona popsicles, plenty of Alcohol and no books in sight!

Special thanks to Adriana for sharing this very funny picture!

You may have seen Greg Irwin on the Tonight’s Show with Jay Leno as a finger exercise master, but did you know that his NEW finger exercises can be used to detect colon cancer as well?

Big thanks to Chantel for spotting this awesome and timely bottom ad banner.

With today’s record high divorce and murder rates, here’s a shop that capitalizes on that by offering Knife Sharpening services along with your Wedding Bridal Registry.