Hooters and ToysRUs Merger Deal

In an unprecedented business deal, Toys R Us and Hooters have reached a deal to merge all their retail locations. This move was prompted by the decline of sales in the traditional toy industry, sparking the need to add extra spice to the Toy store. All the staff at ToyrsRus will now be sexy females and required to wear tight tank tops. Here’s what a spokesperson has to say about this merger: “Well kids are growing up mighty fast nowadays, this is just another logical step towards that direction.”