How to Leash and Cage your Child

Nov 29, 2009

children immobilize leash funny pictures signs

Here’s another wonderful product to enslave your children like an animal. When a dog leash isn’t enough to keep your kid in check, just put them in one of these immobilizer boards! They are designed after the same ones used on psychotic murderers, so you know you’re getting the real deal!

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  • Laura

    They put me on one of these things when I needed staples in the back of my head…I was four and I broke out of it. lol. Of course, it was a different design.

  • ouch, I suppose that’s a valid reason for it. I was more poking fun at those people that feels the need to put their kids on leashes though instead of teaching patiently.

  • Danielle

    seriously!! That’s like the next rape tool! just strap ‘em in and enjoy the ride… :s

    not the best idea ever invented….