New Pizza Hut Crust Stuffing

In a move hailed by the food industry as extremely bold, Pizza Hut has come out with a new flavor of their stuffed crust pizza. Spicy Turd. When asked about where they came up with this idea, they said,

“It was just a natural match. A bunch of us were watching a documentary on NASA’s sweat recycling system used on the space station. We thought,  wow what if we did the same for food? When we eat really spicy foods, the hot flavors doesn’t actually break down completely. You know when it’s coming back out. So all we did was harness that, and clean it up a bit.”

The release date has yet to be confirmed.