I’ve heard of using Yoga training to be able to sit on pins and fire, but riding bikes over children surely beats all of that. I’m sure the Child Protection Services are delighted too.

Why go to some other crappy restaurant to get food poisoned when you can come to ours? We even have a doctor in residence to fix you up right away.

Here’s a tourist trap where even they feel ashamed to sell you their crap. Seriously how many decorative plates do you need? Sorry we’re open!

You’ll come across all sorts of Motels when you travel, and here’s a definitely hint to avoid this one. “Some Ass” Motel might just be run by some guy who doesn’t give a crap whether the sheets are clean or the rat infestation problem.

Here’s another awesome example of the lazy Translator. I suppose if he was put in charge, everything can be described by “something”, “that stuff”, “you know” and “whatever…”.

Just a friendly warning next time you go mountain hiking, don’t wear high heeled shoes. Though it would surely make the majestic mountain scape complete with some bright red high heels.

If you got crabs, please drop by for a visit. Because we may have even more crabs than you. We sell plenty of fish, meat and anti bacterial cream.

A special thanks for to OhDaddy for this hilarious find!

Here’s a real bad ass bus from Berlin. Not only will the driver cut you off and force you off the road, he’ll also siphon gas from your car when he’s low on gas. Rightfully earning the name “fucker”.

Thanks to Darrin and Mark for another wonderful pic submission!