PETA Fighting for Cockroach Rights

Here at PETA, we value the ethical treatment of all non-humans. Be they animals, cockroaches or even intergalactic Aliens. It has come to our attention that cigarette butts are killing off our lovingly cute cockroaches, and we must insist that you desist. While we don’t know why a nuclear holocaust fail at killing them, yet a simple cigarette will. Anyhow that is not the primary concern. Show some love.