Scientist Discovers Protection Against Salmonella

Scientists today were astounded to discover a material that is 100% effective at blocking the spread of Salmonella. “All you have to do is wrap any infected vegetables, such as cabbages, in a lubricated condom, and it works!” says the lead scientist. With all the latest cases of Salmonella outbreaks recently, this was hailed as ingenious. Study sponsored by the conglomeration of Condom manufacturers.