Stop Drinking from Urinals Please

With the skyrocketing costs of bottled water, people have turned to alternatives such as drinking straight from urinals. When one person was interviewed about this latest trend, he said:”Well those evil corporations are buying up fresh water and selling it at a premium, I’m not going to let them control my life!”

When asked why not drink from the tap instead he said, “Oh, because there’s a sign that says Tap water not safe for consumption.”