Not sure what country this sign is from, but apparently they are fine with eating babies, as long as you also buy some food from them on the side.

For everyone who wanted to adopt a baby, here’s a company that might interest you. They offer a catalog mail order system where you can get a baby delivered to your door steps. Why go to the trouble like Madonna or Angelina Jolie in flying over to third world countries, when you can adopt from the warmth and safety of your home?

How the heck did the marketing people manage to convince the boss, that little kids love shaving little babies??

What Gillette doesn’t show you is what happened 10 seconds later, with the baby being rushed into the hospital emergency room.

A nice fancy dinner … $120. A few drinks at the bar … $80. A blowjob from the honey….. diaper changing duty.

For those crazy parents that must buy every single baby accessory before the baby is even born, this toy car is just the thing to have. Probably the same kind of people that bought all the useless accessories for Gameboy, PSP, DS that were only used once or twice.

Ever wished you had a boy instead of a girl, or the reverse? Are you one of those families with 8 girls and just have to get that one son? Well wait no more! Come to the Kid Sex Change Center and have your wish fulfilled in a matter of minutes. We don’t believe in those untested genetics technology, haven’t we all watched and played enough Resident Evil by now? No, we do things the old fashion way, come in to find out more! First 25 customers also get a free iPod.

Errr…the baby stations in public bathrooms are pretty useful, and the tables are set at a good height for changing the babies. But this is just plain wrong!