Attention, Dogs, snowboards, skis, firearms and bears are not allowed on the tram. What if it’s Yogi bear that is sking?

Gotta love it! This enclosure sponsored by Free the Bears Fund Inc. Nothing frees living beings better than a shiner cage. Though I suppose that’s like how many humans are with Credit Cards and a high rent apartment too.

Planning a camping trip in the wilds? Here’s a quick guide to surviving a meeting with a Bear. If it’s a brown bear, Play dead unless it starts to eat you, then fight back. Possibly by bashing the bear with part of your chewed off arm or leg.

I should be under 5cm tall not to lose my pure mind. Oh God – same as yesterday – I am still innocent.  I suppose any teddy bears under 5cm tall has got to be pretty innocent.

When traveling to a foreign place, being able to understand the menu is important. When all else fails, just look at the pictures. In this situation, would you get the martini or the mysterious looking liquid that might have came from a bear.