You may have seen Greg Irwin on the Tonight’s Show with Jay Leno as a finger exercise master, but did you know that his NEW finger exercises can be used to detect colon cancer as well?

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Here at PETA, we value the ethical treatment of all non-humans. Be they animals, cockroaches or even intergalactic Aliens. It has come to our attention that cigarette butts are killing off our lovingly cute cockroaches, and we must insist that you desist. While we don’t know why a nuclear holocaust fail at killing them, yet a simple cigarette will. Anyhow that is not the primary concern. Show some love.

Is it just me or is it actually disgusting to walk through a giant piece of colon? Hey kids, now you can experience things from the perspective of a piece of crap.

Despite all the restrictions against the tobacco industry, Rothman’s certainly doesn’t have a problem with it. Lung Cancer? Who cares! Rothman’s 1, Public Health 0.