In a world where everyone is basically doing anything they please, child slavery is an excellent way to make some extra income. Want that GPS upgrade on your next car purchase? No problem, just sell a child!

for real: please do not sell children even if they drive you mad with their crying and pooping, eventually it gets better!

When your kids yell and scream for no apparent reason, this place may offer the children discipline solution that you need. Come in and Shoot your kids for free!

While I believe child discipline is necessary, using an extension cord is probably a bad idea.

Is your kid fat like Porky Pig? Then check out this clothing store. It’s designed to make your child feel as horrible as possible, to scar them mentally enough to force them on a diet. Swear off those McDonalds and Twinkies kids!

Children slavery is a big trade in many countries, and apparently it’s perfectly legal as long as you put up a disclaimer first. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Note: All joking aside, children disappear everyday from parents not paying attention for just a minute or two. This poster was found in Japan where tourists leaving their children unattended was becoming an issue. Keep them safe!

New parents are very sensitive about who is in contact with their kids, especially with all the crazy pedophiles out there. Check out this logo for a local Pediatric Center. Nothing inspires confidence better than this suggestive logo!