In order to cut costs, this China dental clinic no longer uses any anesthetics when giving you a dental surgery. You’ll have to make do with biting on a stick of sugar cane. At least they’re honest about how painful it will be though.

If you’re caught peddling here, you will be executed by being clamped to death. We’re not even going to fire a bullet at your execution, due to our pledge for environmental responsibilities with the United States. This friendly Chinese warning is brought to you by the Government of China.

Here’s a taxi in China refusing to carry French passengers or dogs. I wonder what they have against the French, but it’s pretty insulting to equate them to dogs!

Is this a foreshadow of global domination to come, as more and more essential products are made in China?

It’s already bad enough sending the manufacturing jobs over to China, and now even American freedom is given up.

Here’s a secret picture of the China forced labor situation. They even have a sign explaining their discontent facial expressions.

In an attempt to make the Chinese shopping mall seem more high tech, they have rebranded the stores by adding tech sounding words to them. Such as Email Fashion, Twitter Pet Supplies and Facebook Salon and Spa.

In China, the lineups at the bus stops are so long, that people end up falling asleep right on their feet. Please consciously queue everyone!

In China, they are so tea-crazy that they even started to use loose leaf tea for entire swimming pools. It’s supposed to grant beauty and vitality. If you have a couple of extra tea bags laying around, you might want to try it in your bathtub too!

Seems a little bit harsh for killing their cat just for scratching up the furniture. But then if you read it closely, it’s a Chinese cabinet! I’m guessing they run the local Chinese Food restaurant, and just ran out of chicken meat.

In the land of cheap knockoffs, even prostitution is no exception. Instead of shagging a woman, this shady place offers fish heads, chickens or even a bullfrog for one’s perverse enjoyment.

Remember the movie Hostel? Where people pay to torture or do snuff films? I think this might be an advertisement for one of those places! It even provides different packages, three human lives, four human lives, or many human lives. Eeeek!

Maybe I’m just picky from having experienced major tourist areas hotels, but I just thought a 4 Star rating toilet would be a bit better looking than this. If this is one of the best toilet that China has to offer, maybe a couple of nice big bushes might do the job better.

This sign was found during the Olympics in China, during which they tried to control global warming gas emissions. A law was passed in which all citizens within Beijing was only allowed to do a #1 and not a #2. The law was revoked within hours after they realized it was as ridiculous as a mandatory Internet filtering software.

With the escalating traffic and Internet server costs in China, Wikipedia has revealed their new Asia business plan. A chain of Chinese food restaurants. With the power behind the name of Wikipedia, the company is hoping for a hefty profit from knowledge seekers and fine cuisine seekers alike.

Wow there are so many things wrong with the T-shirt… it’s almost too easy! I really think she has no clue what it really means. Unless her little sister is actually Korean and lives in North Korea right now.

If you ever travel to China, you’ll probably want to try their local cuisine. If you’re a veteran of Chinese cuisine amongst your peers, you’ve probably tried much of the vast selection of springrolls and chow mein already. And possibly even chicken feet! So a good ol’ Chinese dumpling should be no problem right?

Now the question you have to ask yourself is, are you brave enough to eat a dumpling filled with Ovaries and Digestive Glands of a Crad? WTF is a Crad anyways? Perhaps a mixture of Crab and Crud? Gross.

I never knew China was so liberal with smoking weed. I think every college or university needs one of these designated spliff disposal toilets. It even comes with a gentle reminder to flush your blunt properly. Nice.

Don’t you just hate it when your flight is delayed? It’s even worse when don’t tell you what’s going on though. This sign in China basically says,” we’re late, too frigging bad. We’re not even going to attempt at giving you a good reason. Take it or leave it.”

Now that’s service.

Hey look, the Olympics were just over, and look at the sign China put up in one of its terminals. Unbelievable!

Looks like someone just stole half the batteries and took them home.