If you want to stay spoiled as the only child forever, you probably don’t want to have a younger brother or sister. Here’s a neat trick on just how to achieve that, just ask your Mom and Dad what’s their favorite flavor first though.

With so many people using discount condoms or not doing it right, here’s another good excuse for Oral sex!

Sorry we have no mints, please take a condom instead. Sex after eating at this restaurant… Did they spike the food with Viagra or something? And what’s supposed to be bigger? Republican or Democrat?

Scientists today were astounded to discover a material that is 100% effective at blocking the spread of Salmonella. “All you have to do is wrap any infected vegetables, such as cabbages, in a lubricated condom, and it works!” says the lead scientist. With all the latest cases of Salmonella outbreaks recently, this was hailed as ingenious. Study sponsored by the conglomeration of Condom manufacturers.

It’s already a difficult enough battle without confusing messages like this Ad. So are we supposed to stop Aids or are we supposed to stop using condoms? Or maybe whoever designed this Ad watched Ghostbusters way too many times.