Shoplifting is a major factor in price increases, here’s one store that takes it to heart by executing shoplifters right then and there. Imagine if Walmart started doing that!

Deep in the Amazon forest, or what remains of it… there is a place where they frequently sacrifice people.  They strap people to a wheelchair and launches them into alligator pits. *cues Indian Jones music*

Danger! Do not touch! Not only will this kill you, it will hurt the whole time you’re dying. Sounds pretty nasty, maybe they should have made the words bigger though!

Touching wires causes instant electrocution death, $200 fine. You better not die, or we’re going to fine you $200 for dragging your corpse out of there. I wonder how they’re going to collect the money though, perhaps hope that the corpse has some gold dentures that they can pawn?

For many people without any health insurance, and unable to pay the sky rocketing medical fees, they are forced to seek medical attention at alternative health centers such as this one. The sign was apparently donated by happy customers who were pleased with the current health care situation.

While the temperature of this pond is quite dangerous, but it has become an opportunity for the local food industry. Opportunists have been seen to set up their seafood restaurants around the pond, allowing customers to experience the thrill of cooking their own food in a giant deadly pond.  Local authorities had no comments, but were seen enjoying the food at the establishments.

Even if you post a warning sign up, it does not excuse leaving a dead corpse or body parts pinched in the elevator. I hope they at least frebreezed the elevator.

Sidenote: Though I can imagine how having a sign like this would come in handy during elevator rush-hours in the morning.