December 24th / Comment Here
New City Ban on Sausage Dogs

It was announced earlier this morning that all Sausage dogs are now banned from city public areas. Joining the ranks of banned breeds such as Pit Bulls, Sausage dogs were blamed for looking too much like hotdogs. This visual association caused many people to think of hotdogs and go on a hotdog eating frenzy. Lawsuits to follow.












