It was announced earlier this morning that all Sausage dogs are now banned from city public areas. Joining the ranks of banned breeds such as Pit Bulls, Sausage dogs were blamed for looking too much like hotdogs. This visual association caused many people to think of hotdogs and go on a hotdog eating frenzy. Lawsuits to follow.

Here’s a sign for all dogs, don’t take a dump here please. Especially with a sly look like that on your face!

If you follow this awesome dog training video, you dog will be just as behaved in no time! FAIL!

Just in case the dog argues for ignorance in court, they have added dog speak to the sign as well. Bow Wow Ruff Woof Woof Ruff Ruff.

Whoever put this sign up must have some really smart dogs, or watched way too many episodes of Family Guy. I assume not many families has a pet like Brian the talking dog.