This Engrish translation makes absolutely no sense to people who needs to read the English. Good luck typing that translated word out on your smart phone to find out what it is.

At least this restaurant is making an attempt at English. A complete FAIL in terms of attempts, but still get bonus points for trying! They weren’t joking when they said the staff cannot speak English very much!

Be the hardest, rather than being the best. And it looks like it’s coming straight from an English (enGRIsh?) learning school too. Or is this some kind of sex education, kind of like the question of length VS girth?

Here’s another great example of people making up words. It seems like it’s all the rage nowadays, just mash a bunch of letters together as long as they can form a sound. How about… Funambulist or Crapulous?

When traveling to a foreign place, being able to understand the menu is important. When all else fails, just look at the pictures. In this situation, would you get the martini or the mysterious looking liquid that might have came from a bear.

I wonder if the happy face is placed there because the translator knew the engrish is complete bullcrap.