December 10th / Comment Here
Shop Dine and Fart

If farting is one of your favorite things to do, check this place out. Where else can a place guarantee shopping, dining and farts?

If farting is one of your favorite things to do, check this place out. Where else can a place guarantee shopping, dining and farts?

No matter what anyone tells you, there is no way to fart in a sexy way. And this woman is obviously far from sexy, love her expression though… ahhhhhhhh.

When you fart, do you follow the proper etiquette? If not, here’s the proper way of doing it. When farting, you should only do so after looking behind you. It’s like checking your blind spot when driving. But that is not necessary if you happen to be smoking, in which case the cigarette smoke will cover the smell of your fart.
OR, it is a diagram illustrating a method of combining a giant canister of Tobacco and your fart, to create a blinding deathray to strike at your enemies. Nice.

This is so true. If you’re going to fart, I’d prefer if I didn’t have to smell it in an elevator. Go and take the stairs.