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Stop Sexing the Dolphins and Fishes

funnycat — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:01:00 +0000

While dolphins are the only other mammal that have sex for pleasure, please refrain from having drunken sex with them. The same goes for fish, octopus and sea cucumbers. Thank you for your cooperation.

Nicotine Found in Fish

funnycat — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:18:21 +0000

So that’s why the fish population is dropping like crazy, they’re addicted to Marlboro Cigarettes.

Funny Smelling Fish for Sale

funnycat — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:05:10 +0000

Funny Guys Funny Fresh. WTF is that supposed to mean? All I know is that it looks like a morgue and the fish probably DOES smell funny. If only I invented the Smell-O-Scope I would be able to find out for real!

Fish Crap Adds Nutrition to Water

funnycat — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:43:08 +0000

Governments around the world don’t want you to know the secrets of fish crap. But the secret is out! Fish byproduct was discovered to be high in vitamins and energizing minerals. Why do you think farmers use crap as fertilizer? Drinking regular doses of fish crap water can actually lead to better school grades and amazing swimming speeds. How do you think Michael Phelps won all those Olympic medals?

Piranha Fish Eats Large Family

funnycat — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:27:15 +0000

Here’s a funny sign from Rachel’s Waterslide & Piranha Sanctuary, asking you to sacrifice your whole family to the mighty Piranha Fish. They sure aren’t aiming for repeat business I suppose!

However my fish seed!

funnycat — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:30:03 +0000

In an attempt to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for strangest food name, this Chinese Food restaurant has come up with this awesome dish: However, Fish Seed!