You’ll come across all sorts of Motels when you travel, and here’s a definitely hint to avoid this one. “Some Ass” Motel might just be run by some guy who doesn’t give a crap whether the sheets are clean or the rat infestation problem.

While traveling in Asia, if you’re looking for a fun sexy time with some girls, then you have to learn how to find the discreet locations. Don’t worry too much though, some places conveniently used a random online translation site to make it understandable for the tourists.

This location is known for having many tourists sleeping on the hard cement blocks at night. It is free and complete with an excellent view of stars and the ocean. But since several recent drowning accidents, a law has been created to prevent people from turning over and falling into the ocean. Beware sleep tossers!

Remember the movie Hostel? Where people pay to torture or do snuff films? I think this might be an advertisement for one of those places! It even provides different packages, three human lives, four human lives, or many human lives. Eeeek!

This Hotel promotes itself as the absolute best place to pick up fine ladies. Not exactly going for the subtle approach though.