This sign is either imported from Japan, unlikely, since the translation is too accurate… or this sign was placed near an all you can eat Buffet.

In a country where everything must be cute (think Hello Kitty), they have been modifying fruits and vegetables to be the most visually appealing possible. From square watermelons to giant fuzzy peaches, they have now came out with potatoes that are scientifically Cute. How exactly is cuteness level determined, I have no idea.

When you fart, do you follow the proper etiquette? If not, here’s the proper way of doing it. When farting, you should only do so after looking behind you. It’s like checking your blind spot when driving. But that is not necessary if you happen to be smoking, in which case the cigarette smoke will cover the smell of your fart.

OR, it is a diagram illustrating a method of combining a giant canister of Tobacco and your fart, to create a blinding deathray to strike at your enemies. Nice.

I know they want to keep the ski slopes clean, but this is pretty extreme. Though I must say, that’s a very good incentive to stop smoking.

Something just doesn’t seem right about using someone else’s used toilet paper. Actually it reminds me of Japan’s weird craze of old men buying used school girl’s underwear. It’s weird but true. They even have pictures of the previous owner on them.