If you ever see this on your Japanese sushi menu, you might want to make sure it’s not some crazy tuna mystery meat!

Here’s a funny Japanese subway sign, with a bunch of people spreading out their shopping trophies all over the floor like a showroom. And then bystanders going bug eyed at their antics. I actually think it would be cool for people to do that, but they would have to seriously clean up the subway chairs and floors first, or it would be nasty.

Japanese blasphemy at its finest. It even comes with a cross for a weapon, and apparently a bouquet of flowers too. Wow that is weird.

Here’s a Japanese guide on how to swear (fuck) at Gaijins, or foreigners. These handy tips arose from Japanese girls swearing at horny foreign men, and only getting a smile in return. Despite all the horrible insults that were probably said, the foreign men do not understand a single word, and probably just thought it was the cutest thing ever.

Very funny and interesting label here, suggesting that you should stop avoiding the temptation, and succumb to this delicious Japanese snack…  which looks like it’s made of creamy soap suds on top of a pile of wood chips?

The police are still not 100% positive about the motive behind the crime, but forensics has determined that the victim was likely stabbed.

From the land that brought you bathing in noodles and fish flavored icecream. Here comes the next step in the ultimate dare, Deep fried Cock! Comes in bite sized pieces and a range of dipping sauces.

Japanese are admirable for their beautiful and poetic artwork. Apparently even their No Trespassing Signs are done in various forms of Haiku.

It’s all the rage in Japan apparently. You go in for dinner, and come out with Swine flu. At least they posted up a warning on their sign though.

Don’t take your nipples for granted, otherwise you might have to end up wearing one of these.