January 1st / Comment Here
My Dream Job is Being Dishwasher

Host and Dishwasher needed, live the DREAM! Not that there’s anything wrong with those jobs, but I think they’re really trying to rub it in, imagine how craptacular the pay is going to be.

Host and Dishwasher needed, live the DREAM! Not that there’s anything wrong with those jobs, but I think they’re really trying to rub it in, imagine how craptacular the pay is going to be.

Full time co-op wanted to play the role of a customer, no experience necessary. Full training given. Must bring your own money.

Want to have a job where you pick your own working hours? This place is as close as it gets. Though it would be pretty annoying if everyone had Flex hours and it becomes a game of lottery whether you are able to buy groceries or not.

You can officially apply to be someone’s bitch at this store. Pay isn’t that good, but you get to be used and abused if you’re into that kinda thing.

This envious job was voted #1 in the female career category, surpassing Luxury Island review blogger and Royal Margarita Quality Control Taster. Seriously… Double Cock Keeper??

Look forward to all the kids having broken English 20 years from now. It’s pretty bad when you can’t even spell JOB right, at an English Institute.

We all know Taco Bell has wonderfully tasty yet crappy meat, but their hiring attitude is even worse.

You know the recession is bad when you have signs like this. Is this some kind of entrapment or does Pimp Jimmy not care about this giant arrest-me sign?