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My Dream Job is Being Dishwasher

funnycat — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 13:55:40 +0000

Host and Dishwasher needed, live the DREAM! Not that there’s anything wrong with those jobs, but I think they’re really trying to rub it in, imagine how craptacular the pay is going to be.

Full-Time Job Available for Professional Customer

funnycat — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:47:52 +0000

Full time co-op wanted to play the role of a customer, no experience necessary. Full training given. Must bring your own money.

If Everyone Had Flexible Work Hours

funnycat — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:19:41 +0000

Want to have a job where you pick your own working hours? This place is as close as it gets. Though it would be pretty annoying if everyone had Flex hours and it becomes a game of lottery whether you are able to buy groceries or not.

Sex Slave Job Opening

funnycat — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:38:10 +0000

You can officially apply to be someone’s bitch at this store. Pay isn’t that good, but you get to be used and abused if you’re into that kinda thing.

Voted Best Female Job of 2009

funnycat — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:03:21 +0000

This envious job was voted #1 in the female career category, surpassing Luxury Island review blogger and Royal Margarita Quality Control Taster. Seriously… Double Cock Keeper??

Jop Opportunity English Priority WTF

funnycat — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:46:46 +0000

Look forward to all the kids having broken English 20 years from now. It’s pretty bad when you can’t even spell JOB right, at an English Institute.

Taco Bell Now Hiring

funnycat — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:17:38 +0000

We all know Taco Bell has wonderfully tasty yet crappy meat, but their hiring attitude is even worse.

You know the recession is bad when…

funnycat — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:45:56 +0000

You know the recession is bad when you have signs like this. Is this some kind of entrapment or does Pimp Jimmy not care about this giant arrest-me sign?