Here’s a friendly reminder from the local police department… if you drive like hell, you will reach there soon. Or optionally if you take out a loan from the United Bank of India, the interest rate payments alone will send you straight to financial hell.

We understand that the police department needs their funding from somewhere, but traffic ticket traps like these are just plain evil. With all the crazy drivers and stupid signs on the road, we’re going to need bionically enhanced eyes to drive soon.

The toilet has been stolen from the local Police Station, and now the cops have nothing to crap on. If you have an extra toilet hanging around, please send it to the Police Station.

You know what they say, if you’re going to Molotov Cocktail a police car, you might as well start young! Ok nobody ever said that, but this picture is a bit scary… wonder where it is??

Wow, the Police actually have a sense of humor. Though it might be at your expense, literally.

Police have just discovered the front for a secret whore house. Little does Mitchell know, they are already on to him.

Here’s a very serious warning sign from the police about speeding. Then they conveniently left lots of room for an almost serious reply by a random person. (a random person who probably comments often on blogs I bet) But because they added a smiley at the end, it makes the vandalism absolutely acceptable.

In a surprising turn of events, Quickie Mart employee found what looks like Policemen droppings on the floor in aisle #3. It was unclear how the employee determined the piece of crap to be from a police officer, but they have left it there as a deterrent against future shoplifting and robberies.