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	<title>Fail Ads Funny Pictures Blog &#187; sex</title>
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		<title>Kinky Thai Restaurant with BDSM</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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There are many types of specialty restaurants available these days, including places with themed decor and fusion of cuisine. But this is a place that promises to tie you up while you&#8217;re eating, for that genuine BDSM experience.
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<p>There are many types of specialty restaurants available these days, including places with themed decor and fusion of cuisine. But this is a place that promises to tie you up while you&#8217;re eating, for that genuine BDSM experience.</p>
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		<title>2010 Annual Hong Kong Sex Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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Get ready for the annual Sex Olympics hosted in Hong Kong. 2 weeks of crazy and spectacular sexy games, including every women&#8217;s favorite, the Nissin Eat-Out Challenge. On a different side of things, here&#8217;s a clip from a men&#8217;s favorite event.
Thanks to Darrin and Mark for this awesome find!
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<p>Get ready for the annual Sex Olympics hosted in Hong Kong. 2 weeks of crazy and spectacular sexy games, including every women&#8217;s favorite, the Nissin Eat-Out Challenge. On a different side of things, here&#8217;s a clip from a men&#8217;s favorite <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id6rsIAe-gg">event</a>.</p>
<p>Thanks to Darrin and Mark for this awesome find!</p>
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		<title>Stop Sexing the Dolphins and Fishes</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/stop-sexing-the-dolphins-and-fishes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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While dolphins are the only other mammal that have sex for pleasure, please refrain from having drunken sex with them. The same goes for fish, octopus and sea cucumbers. Thank you for your cooperation.
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<p>While dolphins are the only other mammal that have sex for pleasure, please refrain from having drunken sex with them. The same goes for fish, octopus and sea cucumbers. Thank you for your cooperation.</p>
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		<title>Best Place for Shagging</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/best-place-for-shagging/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/best-place-for-shagging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 23:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
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If you&#8217;re adventurous and always looking for the next awesome place to shag, this place might interest you. Comfort and awesome view.
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<p>If you&#8217;re adventurous and always looking for the next awesome place to shag, this place might interest you. Comfort and awesome view.</p>
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		<title>Complaint Center for Bad Sex</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/complaint-center-for-bad-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/complaint-center-for-bad-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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Here&#8217;s the official report center for complaining about bad sex. If you feel like you&#8217;re a victim of a terrible sex life, just submit your complaint here.
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<p>Here&#8217;s the official report center for complaining about bad sex. If you feel like you&#8217;re a victim of a terrible sex life, just submit your complaint here.</p>
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		<title>Chinese Loves to BDSM Too</title>
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		<comments>http://failads.com/chinese-loves-to-bdsm-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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Don&#8217;t believe for a second about sexual repression of Chinese people, they even have special rooms just for S&#38;M.
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<p>Don&#8217;t believe for a second about sexual repression of Chinese people, they even have special rooms just for S&amp;M.</p>
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		<title>Not So Discreet Sex Hotel</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/not-so-discreet-sex-hotel/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/not-so-discreet-sex-hotel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
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While traveling in Asia, if you&#8217;re looking for a fun sexy time with some girls, then you have to learn how to find the discreet locations. Don&#8217;t worry too much though, some places conveniently used a random online translation site to make it understandable for the tourists.
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<p>While traveling in Asia, if you&#8217;re looking for a fun sexy time with some girls, then you have to learn how to find the discreet locations. Don&#8217;t worry too much though, some places conveniently used a random online translation site to make it understandable for the tourists.</p>
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		<title>The Ultimate Sex Machine</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/the-ultimate-sex-machine/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/the-ultimate-sex-machine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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Here&#8217;s a thank you letter for the man who pleased 15 women for an entire day! Lucky guy! No wonder he has such a big smile on his face.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1965" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sex-15-women.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="215" /></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a thank you letter for the man who pleased 15 women for an entire day! Lucky guy! No wonder he has such a big smile on his face.</p>
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		<title>Disney Sex FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/disney-sex-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/disney-sex-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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Hot dogs, often licked never beaten. Sounds more appropriate for an adult movie.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1790" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lick-hotdog.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>Hot dogs, often licked never beaten. Sounds more appropriate for an adult movie.</p>
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		<title>Quickest Turn Off Ever</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/quickest-turn-off-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/quickest-turn-off-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masturbate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smile]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failads.com/?p=1758</guid>
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Now the next time you decide to masturbate, you&#8217;ll get this picture popping up in your head. Isn&#8217;t the internet great?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1734" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/smile-masturbate.jpg" alt="" width="498" height="395" /></p>
<p>Now the next time you decide to masturbate, you&#8217;ll get this picture popping up in your head. Isn&#8217;t the internet great?</p>
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		<title>Condom Safe Sex FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/condom-safe-sex-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/condom-safe-sex-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[condom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[safe]]></category>
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With so many people using discount condoms or not doing it right, here&#8217;s another good excuse for Oral sex!
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<p>With so many people using discount condoms or not doing it right, here&#8217;s another good excuse for Oral sex!</p>
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		<title>Chinese Supermarket Sign FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/chinese-supermarket-sign-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/chinese-supermarket-sign-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
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I wonder if they&#8217;re talking about selling sex toys in a grocery store, or that their stuff is really damn good?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1673" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/good-fucking.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="332" /></p>
<p>I wonder if they&#8217;re talking about selling sex toys in a grocery store, or that their stuff is really damn good?</p>
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		<title>Supermarket Sex Sign FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/supermarket-sex-sign-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/supermarket-sex-sign-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cup]]></category>
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ok WTF is A Time Sex Thing? And why do they have a picture of cups in there&#8230;
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<p>ok WTF is A Time Sex Thing? And why do they have a picture of cups in there&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Having Sex in Park FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/having-sex-in-park-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/having-sex-in-park-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[park]]></category>
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This funny sign says: When you are getting off with your lover, Pay attention to your bag! Lol WTF?? I think that would be the last thing on my mind.
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<p>This funny sign says: When you are getting off with your lover, Pay attention to your bag! Lol WTF?? I think that would be the last thing on my mind.</p>
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		<title>Sex Slave Job Opening</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/sex-slave-job-opening/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/sex-slave-job-opening/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slave]]></category>

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You can officially apply to be someone&#8217;s bitch at this store. Pay isn&#8217;t that good, but you get to be used and abused if you&#8217;re into that kinda thing.
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<p>You can officially apply to be someone&#8217;s bitch at this store. Pay isn&#8217;t that good, but you get to be used and abused if you&#8217;re into that kinda thing.</p>
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		<title>Children Sex Ed FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/children-sex-ed-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/children-sex-ed-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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In certain countries around the world, the age of marriage is much lower than the norm in North America. Specifically instances where it is from an arranged marriage. That&#8217;s why there are centers for sex education for younger kids to prevent them from being unprepared. Though in some cases, perhaps the age is a bit [...]]]></description>
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<p>In certain countries around the world, the age of marriage is much lower than the norm in North America. Specifically instances where it is from an arranged marriage. That&#8217;s why there are centers for sex education for younger kids to prevent them from being unprepared. Though in some cases, perhaps the age is a bit TOO <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/10/31/2008-10-31_police_break_up_wedding_of_4yearold_girl.html">young</a>.</p>
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		<title>Sex Slave Funny Sign</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/sex-slave-funny-sign/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/sex-slave-funny-sign/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[mpaa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[slaves]]></category>

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Since the surge of feminism, there has been increasing reports of men used as sex slaves by women wielding whips. MPAA has convinced the authorities to ban such public displays, as the MPAA blames declining porn movie sales on this as well.
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<p>Since the surge of feminism, there has been increasing reports of men used as sex slaves by women wielding whips. MPAA has convinced the authorities to ban such public displays, as the MPAA blames declining porn movie sales on this as well.</p>
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		<title>Sex Ed: Be the Hardest, Not the Best</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/sex-ed-be-the-hardest-not-the-best/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Engrish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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Be the hardest, rather than being the best. And it looks like it&#8217;s coming straight from an English (enGRIsh?) learning school too. Or is this some kind of sex education,  kind of like the question of length VS girth?
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<p>Be the hardest, rather than being the best. And it looks like it&#8217;s coming straight from an English (enGRIsh?) learning school too. Or is this some kind of sex education,  kind of like the question of length VS girth?</p>
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		<title>My BFF is a Sex Toy</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/my-bff-is-a-sex-toy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failads.com/?p=1216</guid>
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Here&#8217;s a summary of what the crappy translated EnGRish says. This is a story about the budding friendship between a girl and her dildo. They will have fights over fishing territorial rights on her friend&#8217;s head. However, despite such arguments, it always tend to work out after hugging each other in tears and then laughing [...]]]></description>
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<p>Here&#8217;s a summary of what the crappy translated EnGRish says. This is a story about the budding friendship between a girl and her dildo. They will have fights over fishing territorial rights on her friend&#8217;s head. However, despite such arguments, it always tend to work out after hugging each other in tears and then laughing it off. Whoa!</p>
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		<title>Funny Dildo Road Sign in Newfoundlands</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/funny-dildo-road-sign-newfoundlands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dildo]]></category>
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Here is a sign pointing to Canada Newfoundland&#8217;s town, Dildo. I just googled it up just to see where it is&#8230; and apparently it&#8217;s near Spread Eagle. LOL.

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<p>Here is a sign pointing to Canada Newfoundland&#8217;s town, Dildo. I just googled it up just to see where it is&#8230; and apparently it&#8217;s near Spread Eagle. LOL.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1202" title="dildo spread eagle" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dildo-spread-eagle.jpg" alt="dildo spread eagle" width="505" height="313" /></p>
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		<title>Mandatory Sex All Day Long</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/mandatory-sex-all-day-long/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cocking]]></category>
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Cocking Fuckborough is a real towns name in England. My guess is that after the war, they needed to replenish some of their population. And thus a town dedicated to that activity was established.
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<p>Cocking Fuckborough is a real towns name in England. My guess is that after the war, they needed to replenish some of their population. And thus a town dedicated to that activity was established.</p>
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		<title>Sexually Explicit India Restaurant</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/sexually-explicit-india-restaurant/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/sexually-explicit-india-restaurant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[india]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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Here is the closest thing you&#8217;ll find to porn in India, or out in the open at least. Maybe it&#8217;s also the only place one can learn about the birds and the bees after the Sex Ed Ban.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1082" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/indian-vagina.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="396" /></p>
<p>Here is the closest thing you&#8217;ll find to porn in India, or out in the open at least. Maybe it&#8217;s also the only place one can learn about the birds and the bees after the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6523371.stm">Sex Ed Ban</a>.</p>
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		<title>Deep Fried Vaginalis</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/deep-fried-vaginalis/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/deep-fried-vaginalis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Welcome to another edition of Chinese Fear Factor. Just like last time, we have an assortment of food items that many would not dare try. Some people stop at cuttle fish, just because they look white and slimey when uncooked. How about a deep fried sausage or a deep fried Vaginalis instead? Is that just [...]]]></description>
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<p>Welcome to another edition of Chinese Fear Factor. Just like <a href="http://failads.com/china-fear-factor/">last time</a>, we have an assortment of food items that many would not dare try. Some people stop at cuttle fish, just because they look white and slimey when uncooked. How about a deep fried sausage or a deep fried Vaginalis instead? Is that just an attempt to make the word less vulgar sounding?</p>
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		<title>Best Place to Pick Up Girls</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/best-place-to-pick-up-girls/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/best-place-to-pick-up-girls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
This Hotel promotes itself as the absolute best place to pick up fine ladies. Not exactly going for the subtle approach though.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-873" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/L000141-hotel-kuntz.jpg" alt="cunt hotel funny pictures" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>This Hotel promotes itself as the absolute best place to pick up fine ladies. Not exactly going for the subtle approach though.</p>
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		<title>The Solution for Baby Sex Selection</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/the-solution-for-baby-sex-selection/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/the-solution-for-baby-sex-selection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Signs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[change]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[selection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Ever wished you had a boy instead of a girl, or the reverse? Are you one of those families with 8 girls and just have to get that one son? Well wait no more! Come to the Kid Sex Change Center and have your wish fulfilled in a matter of minutes. We don&#8217;t believe in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-761" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/L000159-kid-sex-change.jpg" alt="Kid Sex Change" width="412" height="309" /></p>
<p>Ever wished you had a boy instead of a girl, or the reverse? Are you one of those families with 8 girls and just have to get that one son? Well wait no more! Come to the Kid Sex Change Center and have your wish fulfilled in a matter of minutes. We don&#8217;t believe in those untested genetics technology, haven&#8217;t we all watched and played enough Resident Evil by now? No, we do things the old fashion way, come in to find out more! First 25 customers also get a free iPod.</p>
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		<title>Stop Humping the Exhibit Please</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/stop-humping-the-exhibit-please/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/stop-humping-the-exhibit-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Print]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[exhibit]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://failads.com/?p=742</guid>
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Not only is it unsanitary to sexually harass the exhibits, it&#8217;s just really disgusting. It&#8217;s like using a lip balm that you found in the subway. Get your own!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-743" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/do-not-mount.jpg" alt="sex show" width="480" height="640" /></p>
<p>Not only is it unsanitary to sexually harass the exhibits, it&#8217;s just really disgusting. It&#8217;s like using a lip balm that you found in the subway. Get your own!</p>
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		<title>Aids Prevention FAIL</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/aids-prevention-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/aids-prevention-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Signs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[condom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prevention]]></category>
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It&#8217;s already a difficult enough battle without confusing messages like this Ad. So are we supposed to stop Aids or are we supposed to stop using condoms? Or maybe whoever designed this Ad watched Ghostbusters way too many times.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-728" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000015-jp-condom-aids1.jpg" alt="funny condom" width="500" height="334" /></p>
<p>It&#8217;s already a difficult enough battle without confusing messages like this Ad. So are we supposed to stop Aids or are we supposed to stop using condoms? Or maybe whoever designed this Ad watched Ghostbusters way too many times.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-725" title="ghostbusters" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/ghostbusters.png" alt="ghostbusters" width="251" height="251" /></p>
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		<title>Naughty Monkey Coming Wildly!</title>
		<link>http://failads.com/naughty-monkey-coming-wildly/</link>
		<comments>http://failads.com/naughty-monkey-coming-wildly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>funnycat</dc:creator>
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So is it supposed to  mean there are some crazy monkeys running around, or is it referring to a bunch of sex starved monkeys getting jiggy with it?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-590" src="http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000005-monkey-outdoors.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>So is it supposed to  mean there are some crazy monkeys running around, or is it referring to a bunch of sex starved monkeys getting jiggy with it?</p>
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