Here’s the surest way of getting shot at by bow and arrow. When a native is out on their annual ritual hunt and you laugh loudly at how silly they look and scare off the stalked animal.

Here’s a tourist trap where even they feel ashamed to sell you their crap. Seriously how many decorative plates do you need? Sorry we’re open!

The government is pretty angry at pranksters who are pissing off overpass bridges at unsuspecting tourists. Tourists are ignorantly delighted to bask in the morning spray from the natural mountain streams.

Here’s a sign that basically says foreign tourists are idiots and won’t know how to read English at all. In most likelihood though, the local tourists will get lost too.

In a bid to overtake the tourism trade from Las Vegas, this city is being promoted as the city of the Virgins. Where all your wildest dreams will come true and smell good while at it.

If you travel to certain areas around the world, you’re going to wonder about your safety. This sign basically says: Someone is definitely going to rob you, and we aren’t going to  do anything about it. It’s your own fault for having something nice anyways. Gday!

When watching foreign shows or movies, you hear characters say several paragraphs worth of words… and then the subtitle somehow summarizes all of it into 2 or 3 words. How the hell do they manage to do that every time?? Do they use a super computer to somehow calculate super distilled meanings? I bet they can tell you what the meaning of life is too, all within 3 words.