Not sure where the heavy traffic is going to come from, unless everyone here rides on donkeys or something. Sure beats getting stuck on a road with a million other cars though.

On some days, have you ever noticed the red lights seem to go on forever? And of course the slow driver ahead of you doesn’t help at all. Count yourself lucky though if you haven’t encountered a never ending red light like the one in the picture!

We understand that the police department needs their funding from somewhere, but traffic ticket traps like these are just plain evil. With all the crazy drivers and stupid signs on the road, we’re going to need bionically enhanced eyes to drive soon.

The road actually looks pretty safe until you read the sign. Must be those insurance companies who put the signs up.

Ever get frustrated by poorly marked road or parking signs that get you a ticket? Well this takes it over the top by putting you in a lose lose situation. You reach the end of the road, but you cannot make a U Turn. Sorry you’re stuck here for all eternity. Now all they need is to add a No Stopping sign to complete it.

Foreign News: In a quick series of government decisions, a law was passed banning public wearing of all pink dresses. Traffic lights have been modified to remind citizens of this new law. Anyone caught wearing a pink dress will be caned and jailed immediately. (Unless CNN makes a big fuss about it)