Latest News: A giant bag of Marijuana was found by the road side. Apparently people thought it was just a normal billboard advertisement at first, that is until a bunch of stoner kids showed up. When they saw the sign, they knew they had to try smoking it. So they ripped off a chunk of the “display” and lit up, to their surprise, it actually gave them quite the buzz. Authorities are now investigating the matter and all evidence has been consumed confiscated.

I never knew China was so liberal with smoking weed. I think every college or university needs one of these designated spliff disposal toilets. It even comes with a gentle reminder to flush your blunt properly. Nice.

I thought it was just another funny Engrish translation, but apparently Horny Goat Weed is actually an aphrodisiac. I’m not sure if anyone would want to be called a horny goat though.

Sure this gets your attention, but thanks a lot for ruining it for everyone. Ignorance tastes much sweeter.