Wedgies Assassin for Hire

For all the people who miss getting or doing wedgies, have no fear! There is now a business that offers to give wedgies for a low low price. Got any unsuspecting target in mind? Options  on the menu include: normal wedgie, gang wedgie, bouncing wedgie, Side Wedgie, messy wedgie, atomic wedgie (over the head), wedgie until underwear rips, Snow Wedgie, frontal wedgie, Swirl Wedgie, public wedgie, Fork Lift Wedgie, jock lock wedgie, Jet Ski Wedgie, dangling wedgie, Superman Wedgie, shoulder wedgie, wedgie in undies only, squeaky-clean wedgie, dragging wedgie and lots more!